. a violinist, performing
. someone in a superhero suit (not smiling, very serious, looking sternly at everyone who passes)
. emily lacy
. an ice cream cone with each parking stub
. corey fogel (playing, or just standing there)
. someone reading poetry
. goldfish
. a secret password to a secret website
. a secret password to a secret realm
. a fortune cookie
. a stern warning not to go lower than the 5th level, whatever you do, or else (whispered in your ear by the attendant)...
. audiotaped recordings of hammer/machine meetings
. audiotaped recordings of hammer board meetings
. someone screaming on their cellphone (maybe an actor dressed as an attendant?)
. a hypnotist who begins his spiel "now you're on the first level, about to go down, down, down, to the 2nd level, and you're getting very relaxed, ..."
. or a complimentary hypnosis tape or cd to put in your tapedeck with the same hypnosis, timed to the amount of time that it takes to drive down to the 4th or 5th level, that makes you very relaxed by the time you get down there.
. hawaiian shirt day for the parking attendants
. small samples of ethnic/traditional food from the parking attendant's country of origin
. a complimentary puff
. mouthwash, a hot towel, mint, comb, etc - complimentary with a tip of course (perhaps modeled after, or stolen from, the bathroom of an OXY executive)
. a dripping wet attendant
. karaoke (or parking attendant singing passionately with favorite music)
. chippendale(s)
. as many clowns as possible
. as many artists as possible
. as many curators as possible
. a man in a fireman suit, looking smokey
. etc